I think my blog is really boring. To make it more interesting I shall blog about something I find amusing.

Can you believe that deo (stick) is linked to breast cancer? It's true.

This is because our body release toxins through places like our underarm region and such. Deos prevent us from perspiring so the toxins can't be released and they'll accumulate and cause increased chances of breast cancer presumably because our underarm region is so close to our breast.

Also, if you shave before putting deo, the chances of breast cancer will be even higher. Deos contain harmful substances that could be easily absorbed through the skin and enter the body through often imperceptible nicks caused by shaving.

This actually applies mostly to girls because, well, guys don't shave so when they put deo it's usually stuck on their underarm hair. I'm not very sure if it's true but it's better to be safe than sorry.

Girls you can always aim to go all natural like her (below) LOL if you envy guys (anyway guys also like girls who're natural, though I think its bullshit).

Warning: Viewer's Discretion is Advised
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TADAA.

I knew what was going to happen and yet when I looked at the number on the piece of paper I felt my heart sink right to the bottom of my feet. LA was the greatest disappointment of all. Stupid reader response, it ruined everything.

I guess even mugging doesn't help people like me. My conclusion is that I'm stupid after all.

I post to my LJ when I'm PMS-ing so don't even bother coming here until next month.

I thought I got over it but I never did ): Shit I'm disappointed in myself. Jasmine Teo you deserve a slap. Don't bother trying to analyse what I'm talking about because if you think it involves you or any other person you know, it probably doesn't.

Heh I'm having mood swings nowadays. Must be PMS-ing.

I like LA lesson today :D

I seriously think I'm dead. I can't find my beret. Of all things why must I lose this omg. AHHHHHHHHH.

Wlao which reminds me that I'm still pissed with Jonathan. Jonathan, you're damn sucky you know that? You're just like him, except that he goes around making use of people and you go around thinking that the whole bloody world owes you. No wonder you were once good friends with him. Tell you what, the whole world doesn’t owe you a fucking piece of shit and you can stop rolling your bloody eyes at me (HAHAHA omg I'm showing traits of seetoh, he hates people rolling their eyes at him) because I didn't do anything to you. I'm not even in the same fucking geog group as you please, was even trying to help by being your group's mediator. 好人难做 (Did I get that right? LOL) If you think that everyone is trying to leech off your bloody marks (which is not even that good anyway) then you might as well go tell the teachers you're going to do proj all by yourself from now on. Although, I must admit you can be nice and quite generous at times but that doesn't change the fact that you're being a bloody bitch.

I realise I'm being a real bitch too but don't care, at least I wrote down one redeeming point about him which I usually don't do
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because the other people I bitch about don't have any HAHAHAHA omg HAHAHAHA. I think I'm turning weirder by day ): Jiaxin says it's because I sit between two childish people ):

Ohwell I guess even cute people can be once ugly. HAHAHA.

I see a line separating us and it was y'all that drew it. I thought we were supposed to be bonded after all we've been through together but I guess nothing matters more than that eh? ): What ever happened to "united as one" that we promised each other?

I love Weini :D LOL don't know why, just felt like saying it.

My mood was weird today. It was super super low in the morning because I was damn tired and my eye was swollen due to lack of sleep, I think my geog speech was super sucky because I've no energy left to make myself louder and I looked bu shuang. Will the teacher minus marks for that? Maybe she'll because my weird facial expressions don’t match the speech. Ohwell I don't give a damn, I just wish someone will let me sleep.

After that my energy level became high during captain's ball. On the way home it became super super high and I was laughing like some mental patient. Alot of people glared at me ): Now it's back to negative again because I feel super tired but still can't sleep because my hair is wet and I don't want to destroy it any further by blow drying it. I'm so considerate to my hair. I feel like reborning my hair again but it'll surely become screwed after a few months. Omg I don't want screwed hair. Maybe should just reborn fringe? Sheesh, forget it, I'm too lazy to sit around in a salon for 4 hours. Plus, it's a waste of time.

Hm. I think the balcony scene in Romeo and Juliet Mrs Woon let us watch today is damn funny. Romeo is like some sex starved guy -.- Stupid typical guy who thinks with the lower part of his body. Nvm he can be forgiven because he's quite nice looking. Juliet's boobs are damn big even though she's supposedly 13. I'm not jealous. Really I'm not. Shit I'm supposed to feel sad for them but I think it's very very funny instead. HAHAHA.

My brain is not working right. I really should sleep.

P.S. I like Yanning's bra. Pretty pink colour.

Discretion has never done anyone any good. All it'll do is to hurt the other person's feelings when the truth comes out.

Like, for instance, some stupid bitch that lied over and over again about her family because she's afraid I'll spread about her family. I'm not a bitch to such an extent you know. I can be trusted and we were friends at that time. Or so I thought anyway. Maybe all I ever was was an access card for friendships to you. Seriously, if you didn't want me to probe, then just say it.

I'm glad to say that I'm not that immature, sadly I can't say the same for you. To think that you're supposed to be more mature than me. What a big joke. Don't pretend you know me very well, because you don't, you've no right to. By the way, ever thought of taking up grammar classes? It might help. Just a friendly suggestion, really.

Shall stop talking about disgusting things, might give me nightmares. I want to dream of my Kim Bum instead.

Anyway, I like Nestle cookie crisp. Nicenicenice. My mom thinks I'm disgusting because I'm eating it out of the packet. HAHAHA.

My ling jiawei lookalike in BOF is becoming super nice to the girl. Ohwell too bad ling jiawei is not even half as nice as him. Which reminds me, he's suddenly quite nice towards the end of Chinese today and he even offered to lend me his dict for the day. Is he trying to get out of buying me a birthday present? Hmm. Maybe not because he's not as jian as some people.

I feel sleepy ): But Chinese is still undone.

Getting back chinese results is so scary, it's like jumping off a cliff without a parachute. Instantaneous death, HAHAHA. It doesn't really seem amusing at that time though.

Hm. I didn't see Mrs Tan today, was expecting her to stroll in during morning assembly looking less bloated. But then again it's a good thing 'cos I don't want her to change seating arrangement. I'm comfortable with my current seat even though there are some people who get extremely irritating at times.

You know what? I hate the smell of cigarettes. I find it extremely repulsive. I would rather walk around the whole day stinking of sweat after cca than to stink of cigarette even for a minute. I can't fathom why people would even try smoking in the first place. It's kind of stupid spending time puffing away on a bloody rolled up stick of grass when life is so short. So if you're going to try smoking next time don't bother talking to me anymore. I sound harsh. Gosh.

Who I am, what I'm not, who I want to be.

If only I can find the answers, life will be picture perfect, no?

I think I lost a part of me and I'm afraid I can't find it back. I realised I lost the faith I once had ): Thought it'll remain with me forever but it still abandoned me in the end.

Demoralised.

I'll be facing it again on Friday. I can't stand it anymore. I wish I was Wan Qing ): Regrets. Even though I was the one who chose it. It's tiring. It drains me totally. Maybe at the end of it all, all there'll be left is an empty shell called Jasmine.

Irony.

Karma is surely going to get me someday but before that happens I'm going to enjoy life and continue to piss people off.

:D

Bitch? I think not.

I'll sit here and watch the show. Whatever it is, it's bound to be good.

Bo lang you bastard. Look at my Kim Bum's picture below and get jealous, you ugly no life piece of shit. Looked into a mirror recently? Well, you should.



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I feel guilty ): for pon-ing jy zhan. Ohwell but really got headache, so it doesn't matter. Right? I hope so ):

Got back Maths result today and I got a

59 D:

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LOL just kidding. I got an A1. (Wahh damn anti-climax ) Barely but still an A1 nonetheless. Jiawei said I improved :D Haha yay, improving is what matters the most. I hope my chinese improved too ):

Oh shit speaking of chinese my hw is still undone O:

MINE :D

Boys over flowers was okay. I realised that the F4 in the show really does stand for flower four LOL. Suhui wasn't shitting me. But in F4 only the guy above is shuai.

Really damn cute. If only guys who look like that study in RV. School will be total bliss HAHAHA. I sound hua chi O:

"I'm not interested in your bloody life you male chauvinist pig."

I hate dirty old men. Seriously. What's their problem. I was on this bus today and this weird old guy was turning to stare at me over and over again. More like glare. What did I do to offend him anyway? There's no need to glare at me even if my face offended him. To add on, my attire was perfectly decent, my hair was ok and my bag was nice. Hell even if I wasn't wearing something decent, my hair was in a mess and my bag looked like I dug it out of the rubbish, what is it to him anyway?

Ignore the weird pose, was holding something.

I really think I look normal ):

Sometimes I think about how we used to be friends and I feel guilty. I remember E&C week. That toilet incident. &That time when you offered to run with me. These are nice memories of friendship I had with you, or what's left of it anyway. Bet you wouldn't even remember them, only things you can make use of is of importance, is it not? I used to think that you were one of the nicest guy I've ever known. How naive. How wrong of me. Because the truth is that you never cared much for anyone but yourself. You and your bloody ego.

I feel like slapping you. You're worst than ___________. &That says a lot.

I like talking to ling jiawei :D Because he's so damn noob it becomes hilarious, like something out of a comedy show and he's nice, sometimes at least. Although I think I'm damn mean to him ): Aye I'm making him sound like some saint when he's not but I enjoy bitching about ~ with him today. Maybe I'm the one bitching and he's the one who's sticking up for ~ but whatever.

I think I'm damn bitch but ohwell I tried but I still can't get rid of the mean streak in me. It just keeps coming back and doesn't want to go away ): Go away you (!) then I'll be a sweet and innocent Jasmine TEO once again. The one who actually cared about others, not this artificial freak who pretends. Pretends so hard it's making her head throb everyday.

Random side note, can you actually believe I was once 22kg O: Where did all that innocence go to? [&Where did all the fats come from?] If only I was naive enough to have a mindset of a 7 year old once again. Not a 4 year old kid please. 4 years old are rude >(

Anyway got back results for chem, LA and geog. It's not that bad, marks quite expected actually since I didn't work that hard but I think for chem it's quite low. I mugged damn hard for it and it's the only subject I mugged for ): But my brain doesn't seem to use information it takes in. No regrets though. Hmm.

First CCA session and I screwed up. I'm sorry for lagging like a million times ): I'm sorry for dropping my beret ): I'm sorry for being such a noob ): I'm sorry for not trying my best ): I think I'm losing the feeling again. It sucks feeling dread before CCA. I'm not supposed to feel this way. What's wrong with me? I don't think I want to know.

I think I'm boring. Am I boring? I am, aren't I?

Tell you what, the boring side of Jasmine, you can go to hell and leave Jasmine alone ):

Oh no ): I think I might just topple over into the abyss soon. I'm scared of utter darkness.

Skin deep is for all things superficial.

Happy Mothers' Day Mom!
I love you :D
and I'm sorry. For being such a bitch.
You're the best, no doubt about that.

I just wished my mom Happy Mothers' Day and she was very happy ): I feel like a horrible daughter.

Anyway went to lib with Chua today to mug maths. Omg I realise I a lot of Maths questions (especially algebra) don't know how to do &exam is just two days away (!)

Oh I was reminded of a guy I had to hold hands with during pri 2 or 3 while talking to Chua. LOL he looked like he ate glue. White glue. (There's weird guy in powerpuff girls like him. There's one episode whereby the weird guy ate too much white glue and became sticky and big.) He looked exactly like that and he digs his nose, I think. (The horror of it all.) Like uncle Jing Lun. But uncle Jing Lun is cute and he's not >(

Speaking of cute, my restaurant city's character is bloody cute :D I feel like eating her omg.

http://www.azdressup.com/simulation/

Fun flash games LOL. :D Good for boredom.

Presenting to you... Phoenix Wright.

I solved one case so far HAHAHA. The game is fun. Go play if you've time.

Anyway, I finished reading Eclipse and I think Bella sucks. She's such a flirt and a bitch omg. AND She likes both of them. Wtf. That's not even the worse thing. The worse thing is that she specializes in 姐弟恋. Both of them are younger than her -.- What kind of world is this?

Soh Shi Hui called me just now and in the process of trying to pick up the phone, I knocked my DS onto the floor, toppled over a whole stack of books and ws and dropped my phone. At the end of the day I couldn't even answer her question because I lost the maths ws. Wlao.

Oh I can go collect my phone already, it's fixed but I'm scared to go there because the people there are scary ):

Yes I like my new blogskin. It's pretty, no? It has class HAHAHAHA, like me.

P.S. My arm has alot of mosquito bites ahhh. Super itchy ):

Replies

JIAXIN: LOL RASPUTIN AND HIS BIG ****.jasminny n her flat boobies hahaha.xD ok sorry joking.xD change it to T3 den.=P

Me: How can you be so crude? O: Tsk. It's wet rice plantations LOL :x

Shiko: yo~ i like ur tagboard or rather i like ur blog

Me: Nah you love ME. That's why :D

astrid: wakao jasmine why u post that?! faint haha xD jiayou for MYE!

Me: Long lost memories :D

PHOEBE!: i think this skin is cool haha

Me: Thanks :D

Wan Qing: Jasmine the library is not open tomorrow!!!

Me: O:

Suhui: Jasmine ten! Tomorrow is PUBLIC HOLIDAY lol. No libraries are open . At least I think not.

Me: It's TEO. TEOTEOTEOTEOTEOTEOTOETEO >(

qiyun lolol... nope, all libraries are closed on public holidays... nice new blogskin btw..

Me: Thanks :D

I'm in love with cute guys HAHAH.

Especially Uncle Jing Lun (Or Jun Lun :x). He's super super cute, unlike his sister. Jia Xuan just became not cute. Uncle Jing/Jun Lun is the brother of Shi Hui :D Saw him today cos went to Shi Hui's home with Wan Qing, Suhui&Phoebe to play (!) YAY.

Old maid is super hilarious LOL. Phoebe gets hyperactive when she gets the old maid card -.-Going to Mom's house is quite fun :D (Mom keeps reminding me of Mrs Bone LOL. "Mom, do you have Mrs Bones?" HAHAHAHA.) Perhaps nobody even understands what I'm blabbering on about. Ohwell. Teehees (I'm turning into a major disgusting person -.-)

Too bad Jiaxin can't go cos her mom don't allow D: Sorry for pahsenging you for two days alr. Sorry D:

History was okay. I suddenly forgot how to do reliability question -.- Luckily at the last 20 min I became smart LOL and I remembered all the crap about comparing to other sources and contextual knowledge or else my question 1b will be seriously lacking in content. Eh anyone wrote anything to do with irony for Source C omg. I just realise the irony thing is damn extra, irony what irony, omg Jasmineteo D:

I shall go play Restaurant City (I'm addicted D:) and Phoenix Wright (On DS, I've a sudden obsession for my DS again). Let's just pretend Maths doesn't exist for the time being.

P.S. Can someone pei me to the lib tomorrow D: I don't want to be stuck at home for 3 days.

Take a hike to bitch island and STAY THERE why don't you. Oh wait I forgot, you can't, you're already there. All the while all you did was to make use of her. Wonderful friend you were indeed. Tell you what. Fuck you. Fuck you very much in fact.

before it hits 12.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGEL :D

happy now? LOL.

Insignia.
At what cost?
Friendship?
Yourself?
I just think it's very sad.

I feel damn disappointed in myself , but accomplished. Conflicting emotions ._. Even though I don't know how to do a lot of Science questions but at least I tried. So now there's only hist, maths and ICAS left :D I'm disappointed in someone too >( Super super disappointed.

I think I'm addicted to Restaurant City omg. The graphics are damn cute and I found out how to save money, you can let the workers rest (!) Maybe I should open a restaurant next time HAHAH. But I want to be a lawyer too. Kidding. Maybe a doc? But then I'm scared I'll kill someone D:

Went to IMM today with Suhui, Wan Qing, Mom and Phoebe. Super fun.

P.S. http://simply-shawn.blogspot.com/
The guy is quite cute lol. Looks like a girl.

Great minds think alike but fools seldom differ.

Italy sprain ITALY (!) :D HAHAH Wan Qing.

I can't seem to pronounce words properly today. >( Anyway exam was okay I think, surprisingly. Does public transport = airplanes? Because I wrote that.

Science is killing me. I slept from 3pm to 7pm, omg such a sin. I'm so dead. I hate the environment part. What does it got to do with acids, alkali and atoms? Damn. Can someone tell me if you want triple science you need to get an AVERAGE gpa of 3.5 or just a gpa of 3.5 for EOY? I hope it's not the former because that means I'll have to get a gpa of 3.8 for the rest of my terms. Omg that's totally crazy.

Was speaking total chemistry when going home with Chua, Wan Qing, Suhui and Mom. Heck, we were practically screaming because we were too agitated. Bet the whole MRT was glaring at us LOL. Eh nvm at least we sound pro.

P.S. I like cheese :D (Think yellow triangular blocks with holes)

I forgot to blog about the shuai Caucasian guy Chua and I saw on the bus. It's rare I say anyone is shuai ok. He looked like he just stepped out of an advertisement :D LOL after he left all the RV guys look damn pathetic D:

and Happy Birthday Jiawen (: cheer up.

Oh yes I'm to watch the 2pm show on channel 8 later and try to catch a glimpse of chen lao shi lol. 10 more mins.

Your eyes are like the windows to your soul.

I'm pissed because I lost my Chinese dictionary. Maybe it's my fault but still D: Don't want to make a trip to Creative. Waste of time and money.

Eh. If anyone saw it or took it by accident please return to me. My Chinese
name is on the back of the dict. I think ._. Or maybe it's my English name. Aiya
whatever my name is just on the back of the damn dictionary and it's not very
clear but it's still there. You'll see it for sure if you squint.
Thanks.

Anyway. I found this while attempting to search for my dict just now.

Written by Astrid last year when we're supposed to write a Chinese compo about our desk partner. I remember me writing that Astrid was a bitch LOL.

Blogger is a bitch I typed out the whole thing because I know Astrid's handwriting is difficult to read but the whole chunk just disappeared. Wtf. As if my day wasn't bad enough.

Urgh. Can't stand blogger I don't want to blog anymore >(

Eh shit I'm sweating like a goddamn pig now ahhh. Have to go bathe and wash my hair for the second time -.- That means I bathe like 4 times a day. Heck anymore and my skin is going to rot. What's wrong with the damn weather I ask you.

Was talking to Shu Ying about 6G just now and became bloody pissed. Don't ask me why. I decided I'm not going to 6G outing anymore.

The weather sucks ): And I have no idea how to play restaurant city. Wlao like don't earn money de but still need to feed your employees. I even sold my windows to feed them ):

For you, a thousand times over

I'm suddenly reminded of kite runner. LOL this picture is damn cute but it has nothing to do with kite runner.

I'm in a good mood now. Maybe it's because my brother is rotting away in school all the way to 4. Hah.

Chua tells me that chen lao shi is acting on channel 8 on a noob show that shows at 2pm :x I'm traumatised. I'm suddenly reminded of my primary school teacher. Mr Raja or something. He was a star on the Indian channel (you know the one in kids central? After 6pm that channel) Anyway all he does is to dance around coconut trees with girls. HAHAH.

LOL I remembered that he has curly hair and black glasses. In fact he looks like Santa. Except he's a Indian. Cool. Indian Santa.

I USED TO THINK THIS TEACHER IS FREAKY BECAUSE SHE REMINDS ME OF REN YAO D: I feel so bad. Compared to RV teachers, she must be a million times better.

I feel high now yay. I want to dance around coconut trees too. Heck i just realise something. Cable just became disgusting. When you change channel and on the guide you will see pukey green (instead of blue) ew omg >( Even if it must be green, why can't it be a nicer shade of green, like the (old) ncc uniform D: Is light green the new fashion trend now or something. Maybe I should get myself lime green fbt. But I prefer silver. It's more chio.

Eh my birthday is coming (!) Shit I owe alot of people presents. Huiling, Wan Qing, Hui Geok and Jiawen will be on the list tomorrow too. Then June need to buy people present again. Oh June. Chalet! :D Don't cancel it okokok. I want to go bravo chalet. I want to have 2F chalet too ): And 6G chalet.. What's wrong with me, exams are not over and I'm already thinking of chalets lol. Oh yes I miss neoprint machines ):

Chinese tomorrow. I shall mug.

Time is running out and I'm scared ):
I'm scared I'll disappoint myself.
Even though I know that I can't get my triple science combi anymore but I still don't want to get sucky results.

&I don't want to freak Jian Ting and Jiawei out with me crying anymore ):

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUI GEOK :D

I like mugging at midnight with my fringe pinned up :D Y'all should try it too. It really helps lol.

Anyway I realise the damn repair company haven't finish fixing my phone yet -.-

Super bored now and I've no one (that I want to talk to) online D: I've been cooped up at home for three whole days and all I did was to use the com and mug. I'm turning into a recluse.

I wish I can find the motivation to start mugging geog. I hate geog, it's damn boring. At least hist makes more sense with Rasputin and his big dick. I've no idea what humans to take next year.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHAO AH QING :D
lovesloveloves <3
Sorry have to give you belated present because I can't go out and buy D: D:

I lost my desire to mug -.- I spent the whole of yesterday reading master of the game. That book is bloody nice.

I'm a gone case lol.

Anyway I had a really weird dream about swine flu just now. Got one part is I'm in a library and I took the lift. In the lift I saw Shi Jing and she pointed behind me and I turned and saw Chang Ruyan and a girl (but I forgot who). I was with a short bald guy and in the dream he's my brother cum boyfriend (what's this? Incest? LOL). Then I screamed I'm afraid of swine flu and everyone ignored me ._. After that I got out of the lift and I'm at the adult section of the library. And suddenly I'm outside the library. People were burning those with swine flu to stop the spread of disease. Somehow this was the only part that makes sense, the whole dream was damn weird. At the end of the dream I killed the short bald guy by squishing him. Heck the only good thing about the dream was that I was damn tall and chio in the dream. Yay :D

Oh btw anyone know who's tingyuan962009@hotmail.com?

1.15 am and I'm still mugging geog. Damn tired lol. I'm going to sleep le. the scary thing is that everytime I damn tired from reading bout geog I'll imagine sb standing there watching me and I'll jump up wide awake -.- As in I thought I saw sb standing there watching me. Omg I'm going mad.