Things that only Santa can get away with.

1) Only Santa can “see you when you’re sleeping, and know when you’re awake”. When other people do it, its called stalking.

2) Only Santa can get thousands of little children to sit on his lap. When other older men do it, its called being a pedophile.

3) Only Santa can break into your house. When other people do it, they usually take stuff, and that kinda sucks.

4) Only Santa can pull off tacky bright red suits. When other people do it, we nominate them for an appearance on the tv show “What not to wear”.

5) Only Santa can have is main source of transportation pulled by animals. When other people do it, we call them the Amish.

6) Only Santa can have a factory full of elves making Christmas toys for the entire world. When other people do it, its called slave labor.

7) Only Santa can be married to the same old woman for a million years without wanting to upgrade to a younger model. When other people do it…well to be honest, other people don’t do it.

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This just reminded me of homework ): I can't wait for tomorrow haiii I really want to know my class wth. Rv is seriously damn inefficient, the whole damn holiday is like so damn long and they can't even finish the class list by the 20th. Wtf useless.